Friday, April 25, 2014
Monday, April 7, 2014
Everything IS Bad For You! (I Suspected As Much)
To lay everyones mind to rest, the Daily Mail has helpfully produced a list of foodstuffs which will kill you. Here they are:
-Everything which is baked, like crisps, cakes, chips and bread, for example
-Red Meat. Especially when processed into a delicious format such as burgers or hot-dogs
-Dairy foods. Cows are bad news in general.
-Hot things, including tea and coffee.
-Alcohol - natch.
-Fat.
-Peanuts, cereals and grains. See? Nothing is safe.
-Salt. Which is in everything, including the stuff that wasn't mentioned elsewhere.
Basically, everything you eat is going to kill you, probably of cancer. Thanks for that Daily Mail.
Bon Apetit!
Source: Daily Mail
-Everything which is baked, like crisps, cakes, chips and bread, for example
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-Dairy foods. Cows are bad news in general.
-Hot things, including tea and coffee.
-Alcohol - natch.
-Fat.
-Peanuts, cereals and grains. See? Nothing is safe.
-Salt. Which is in everything, including the stuff that wasn't mentioned elsewhere.
Basically, everything you eat is going to kill you, probably of cancer. Thanks for that Daily Mail.
Bon Apetit!
Source: Daily Mail
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