Junk Food = Junk Sperm

Food preceded by the word 'junk' can be relied upon to be pretty unhealthy.  You would - quite rightly - assume that it is bad for you in a number of different ways.  As such, it will come as little surprise to discover that stuffing your face with McBurgers will not result in lovely shiny new sperm.  The burgers and chips and takeaways will in fact lower your sperm count.  So eat fish if you want more sperm.  If you're not worried either way, then phone up some food people and when they deliver, just pour some melted cheese over whatever turns up in the little plastic tray.


Source:  Daily Mirror

Fast Food Makes You Sad

If you fill your face with hamburgers, hotdogs and and pizza all the time, it's not going to do you any good.   According to Research, you are probably also a single smoker who works a lot and then goes home and sits on the couch feeling depressed.  Now this seems like a bit of a chicken and egg situation here.  Which came first, the low paying job with long hours and no exercise, or the fast food?  The being single, or the fast food?  But as usual this type of Research can be twisted around to suit whichever media corporation is publishing it, hence fast food = depression.


Source:  Irish Independent