Cereal Bars. Nope.

What could possibly be the harm in these awful-looking, dried-out, knobbly slabs of squashed grains.  Surely these things must be good for your health, at least.  Surely.
No, of course they aren't good for you.  Cereal bars have too much sugar in them, or else a lot of fats, or else both.  Whereas milk can 'wash away' sugar (just how scientific was this study...), in cereal bar form you are choking down every last molecule.  How can you even bear to look at yourself in the mirror?  You disgust me, wolfing down Mars Tracker Banana Bars like a wild animal.


Source:  BBC website