Junk Food = Junk Sperm

Food preceded by the word 'junk' can be relied upon to be pretty unhealthy.  You would - quite rightly - assume that it is bad for you in a number of different ways.  As such, it will come as little surprise to discover that stuffing your face with McBurgers will not result in lovely shiny new sperm.  The burgers and chips and takeaways will in fact lower your sperm count.  So eat fish if you want more sperm.  If you're not worried either way, then phone up some food people and when they deliver, just pour some melted cheese over whatever turns up in the little plastic tray.


Source:  Daily Mirror