Toast Makes You Look Old

Yeah, you heard me.

Stop eating that toast, it's full of AGEs (that's Advanced Glycation End Products).  These cause wrinkling and pigmentation of skin.  Apparently.  How ironic, that such a chronic condition should have such a nifty little acronym!  Almost as if the Scientists who discovered the condition were somehow In Cahoots with the anti-aging products gang.  But I can't believe a Scientist would stoop so low.  So yeah, toast makes you look Ancient, so stop wearing those skinny jeans & tight t-shirts - you're just embarrassing yourself Grandad.  And there are AGES seeping out of your coffee and croissant too, so don't think you can get away with them either you wrinkly old fart.

Source:  Sydney Morning Herald